Try to be always happy
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Try to be always happy
*Koi aur sabji*
Dare huye aawaz me ek aaurat ne police officer se phone pe kaha,
Aaurat police officer se:- Hello!....... police station.
Police officer:- Yes, Boliye.
Aaurat :- ji sir baat kuch aisi hai ki mere pati palak late hai
Bolkar ghar se nikle aur ab 2 din huye o ghar nahi loute
ab mai kya karu sir.
Police officer:- o to isme ghabrane ki kya baat hai aap koi aur sabji
Bana dijiye.
*Pagal aur Doctor*
Pagal khane ke naye doctor pagal kahne me ghum rahe theki tab hi ek pagal ne aawaz di doctor,
Pagal:- doctor aap purane doctor se bahut hi achche hai.
Doctor pagal se;- kya bhai aisi kya baat hai?
Pagal:- kyo ki aap bhi hamari tarah hi dikhte hai.
*Duwa*
Ek amir moti aaurat ne apni luxury car se ek bhikari ko 1Rs. Dekar kaha ki o mere liye duwa kare.
Bhikari ghusse se:- itni badi gaadi me bethi to ho ab kya aasman me bethogi?
*Kutte ki plate*
Anil apne dost ke ghar khana kha raha tha, jaise hi khana khane lagta dost ka kutta jor jor bhukne lagta aise 4 baar hua aakhir anil ne apne dost se puccha ki tumahra kutta mujpar baar baar bhok kyu raha hai tab anil ke dost ka chotta ladka bola uncle uncle aap jis palte me khan kha rahe hai. o plate hamare kutte ki hai.(ladke ne haste huye kaha)
*Maa banungi*
Dusri kaksha me master ne meena se pucha………
Master:- beta meena mujhe batao ki tum badi hokar kya banogi?
Meena :- master main na…. main na…. ek bachche ki maa banugi.
Master ne sachin se pucha kit um bada hokar kya banoge
Sachin ne turant kaha master main na…. us bachche ka baap banuga.