munnabhai ki gandhigiri
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प्रकाशन तिथि: मार्च 29, 2007
Write your abstract here.MUNNABHAI JOKES-I
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT
Nehi Bhai, woh apni chain pechan lega.
1. Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one but must give one to your neighbour.
2. Communism: You have two cows.The government takes both and provides you with milk.
3. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes the both and sells you the milk.
4. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes the both, shoots one, milks the other,
pays you for the milk and then pours it down the drain.
5. Dictatorship: You have two cows, the govenment takes both, then shoots you.
6. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell both and buy a bull.
7. Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you sell them both
to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your
own government.